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HOW DO THEY FEEL
A.
If you do not accomplish the goals
you had when you were sixteen
you will be troubled the rest of your life
and will inevitably replace them with new goals
that are less fun and involve
a fear of failure.
B.
The best conversations
you will ever have
will happen
on a front porch
just before dawn.
You will be wearing your socks
cut off shorts
and wondering if you should
hold out for breakfast.
C.
The two best ways to die
are laughing
and in battle.
A Path, Dallas Clayton
Blink
(via Deadpan Snarker)
It [Comedy Central] also trotted out stats from Nielsen Media Research to show that Stewart’s viewers are not only smart, but more educated than O’Reilly’s.
“Daily Show” viewers are 78 percent more likely than the average adult to have four or more years of college education, while O’Reilly’s audience is only 24 percent more likely to have that much schooling.
It was probably important in the fucking 50s, but nowadays feminists are just a bunch of dykey extremists that are butthurt about fucking ANYTHING. They REFUSE to accept that SOME WOMEN JUST LIKE STRIPPING, and ALL MEN JUST LIKE NAKED GIRLS BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING BIOLOGY.
You think a girl is being disrespectful to her body because she’s dancing on a strip pole? You don’t like it when women dress like sluts on TV? NOBODY FUCKING CARES IF YOU DO. Your opinion isn’t the fucking only opinion. There are slutty girls out there, and then there are gigantic cunts like you who will NEVER get laid because your standards are way too fucking high. Guess what? You’re not better than anybody the fuck else. So go suck a fucking dick and make a damn sandwich and learn your goddamned place in the world.
I hate my gender.
I’m kind of convinced that if you’re on the internet and you see something written in all caps, you should just keep scrolling because there is no way what’s written there is going to be intelligent. Stupid is never content to being stupid quietly.
On her secret Tumblr account, Sarah Palin’s true feelings revealed themselves…
Wow, good lookin’ out.
Crib Notes of the Day: During the Q & A portion of Sarah Palin’s appearance at last night’s Tea Party Convention, she was caught on camera reviewing response cues pre-written on her hand. Enhanced images confirm that Palin indeed had the words “Energy”, “Tax cuts” and “Lift American Spirits” scribbled on her palm.
Let us put aside the fact that this proves that her softball questions were screened in advance, and that she needed help answering pre-screened softball questions — and focus on the fact that she has a clearly visible POW/MIA bracelet with her son Track’s name on it.
What is that about?
[fark.]